It's a terrible death to die,
It's a terrible death to die,
It's a terrible death, to be talked to death.
It's a terrible death to die.

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Ha Ha! Fooled you,
It's a submarine.

[To the tune of "How Dry I Am."]
We sold our cow, moo.
We sold our cow, moo.
We have no use for your bull now.

When you're up, you're up
And when you're down, you're down.
And when you're only halfway up
You're neither up nor down.

[Slow tempo]
I was a farmer, I had some cows.
I had some chickens, and great big sows.
The sows said "Oink, oink". The chicks went "Cluck cluck".
But the cows said "Run fast! Here comes the bull!"

[To the tune of "Ever Seen a Windmill."]
Have you ever seen a windbag,
A windbag, a windbag,
Have you ever seen a windbag?
Well there's one right now.
Swings this way and that way,
Swings this way and that way,
Have you ever seen a windbag,
Well there's one RIGHT NOW!